That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
