no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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