My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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