My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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