So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Do plants get herpes?
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