I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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