how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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