i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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