Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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