I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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