awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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