I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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