my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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