So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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