can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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