I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
this just has baby written all over it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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