Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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