So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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