im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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