i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
