Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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