okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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