i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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