He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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