Can Purell be used as lube?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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