Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
