That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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