So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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