vagina is talking i cant
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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