im having a threesome with these popsicles
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
