do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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