Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
the day after is always just damage control
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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