Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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