Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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