I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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