this just has baby written all over it
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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