It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
