why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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