How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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