I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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