I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
