If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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