Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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