Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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