I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Randomize
