At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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