She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
