I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
