I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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