Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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