Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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